Monthly Archive: 2003 July

Hellboy

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The film version of this Dark Horse staple should hit theaters next summer and will star Ron Perlman.

Futures Markets Applied to Predictions

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The Guardian Unlimited reported that a division of DARPA working under John Poindexter asked for $3 million next year to maintain their Futures Markets Applied to Predictions (FutureMAP). FutureMAP’s website, Policy Analysis Market, is “an Internet futures trading market on events in the Middle East.” DARPA said it hoped to suss out actual intelligence from [...]

The Beetle Farm

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The Beetle Farm creates autonomous avatars based on Moodstats user profiles, and probably is the lion’s share of Web-based beetle-fucking.

“If they have no sales, let them buy stock”

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Robert X. Cringely’s idea to put the RIAA out of business is a closet socialist’s wet dream. He proposes that a group of investors pool $2 million to buy one copy of every CD, sell $20 shares of the company (hypothetically called “Snapster”), and offer each song for download to shareholders for 5¢. The company’s [...]

Nigerian yellow cake uranium discovered!

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Nigerian yellow cake uranium discovered!

Bubba Ho-Tep

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Ossie Davis and Bruce Campbell finally team up to battle an ancient Egyptian evil as J.F.K. and Elvis respectively.

The Subconscious Art of Graffiti Removal

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View 30 seconds of this short by Matt McCormick.

Cameltoe

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If you haven’t heard this track yet, do it now.

Swiss Cheese Car

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A friend and I found this fun movie last night from an episode of Monster Garage. A 1990 Mazda RX7 failed to function (to Jesse James’ specs) as a sand rail, and didn’t live to tell about it.

Great minds think like dragonize

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Great minds think like dragonize. A Hindustan Times article interviewing skeptical Iraqis about the deaths of Uday and Qusay Hussein suggests: Saddam Hussein is tanning in Tel Aviv; his wife Sajida and three daughters are sipping tea in their mansion in Leeds, England; and his sons Uday and Qusay are gambling in Monte Carlo. Which [...]

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